A Snyder In The Sun

A Snyder In The Sun

I Am Not A Fucking Morning Person

Pretty much the second I wake up I want to punch someone in the face.  Why?  Because the day is starting all over again and chances are I will be screaming like an asshole for at least 60% of the day. Watching 7,000 kids all summer long will do that to you.

This morning I totally woke up meaner than cat shit.  Yes that's a saying, no I didn't make it up. But maybe my mother's family did?  I have no idea, I just know I've heard my southern family say it and I adopted it because it's funny.  Also, cat shit IS mean.  It smells terrible and litter boxes are basically the devil.  I mean, pregnant women aren't even allowed to be near them, that's got to tell you something.  Anyway, I woke up in a total shit mood this morning.  Mostly because I was pissed going to bed last night, and a little because I just wanted to sleep today away. Some days I just want to sleep ALL FUCKING DAY!  What's wrong with that?  I am a tired person. Always.  Even after going to the doc to check all my vitamin levels.  Even after a wonderful night's sleep.  Even after working out.  I'm tired ALL THE TIME.  That can make even the most happy-go-lucky person absolutely insane.  Ughhhh.

So right now I am funneling coffee, trying to wake up, trying to put a fucking smile on this miserable face, and trying to get motivation to go through exactly 36,000 pieces of children's clothes so I can make space in my oldest's room before I decide enough is enough and I AM NOT WALKING ALL OVER THIS SHIT AGAIN OR I'M GOING TO BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN!

I told you, meaner than cat shit.  Fuck.

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