A Snyder In The Sun

A Snyder In The Sun

All Good Things Must Come To An End. And That's Just Bulldoots.

Well, it's happening.  Toddler naps are slowly becoming a thing of the past and I'm losing my mind.  And bedtime?  Forget it.  It used to be a breeze, now it's nothing short of a crazed hostage negotiation.  

Here's my toddler's typical nap and bedtime routine:

  • Manically laughing when I lay her down
  • Kicks her feet and rolls around
  • Turns light on as soon as I leave the room
  • Kicks her closet doors like a crazy person
  • Broke closet door
  • Kicks bedroom door and talks to herself
  • Takes all the contents of her closet out and throws them around the room
  • Pulls her curtains aside 
  • Pulls blinds up
  • Takes every baby wipe out of its container and decorates her room with them
  • Demands more milk
  • Poops herself
  • Tips over the rocking chair
  • Turns sound machine off
  • Turns nightlight off
  • Tries to put a bathing suit on over her clothes.  Fails.
  • Finally falls asleep in front of her door 2 hours after being put in bed

I'm so tired you guys.  So tired.  Send Starbucks please.   And a toddler sized straight jacket. Thanks, you guys are the best.

Feel free to pass me around to your friends.  I like to be shared ;)