A Snyder In The Sun

A Snyder In The Sun

Why Does My Shirt Smell Like It's On Fire?

So I bought this shirt.

Pretty sweet right?  I got it (and my hammer pants!) from American Eagle during a sale.  I think it was like five bucks or something.  I love it and simulatenously have ZERO idea what it means.  Kittens are awesome and this one seems to be like...fist pumping? High fiving? Was the thing launched through the air right before the photo was taken? I don't know and I don't care.  And the whole Brunch Destroyer thing?  The fuck?  Hahahaha **rubs tear from eye** so funny.

As much as I love it, I can't effing wear it!  It smells, guys.  It legit smells like the kitten is on fire.  El fuego.  The shirt smells like fire, melting plastic, and...something I can't quite put my finger on.  It's not a drinking around a campfire fire kind of fire smell, which I would totally love.  I would wear the shit out of that shirt.  This one just reeks and it pisses me off.

I've washed it and even sprayed it with my best perfume (Chanel Chance. Buy it, live it, love it)  but it STILL smells.  I'm considering just leaving it outside for a few days to air out.  Even if it rains and the shirt molds out there, it would only improve the odor.  

Seriously, I need help.  How do you get the smell of burning armpit hair out of clothing?  Is that what it is?? Man, it's on the tip of my tongue.   Maybe Google will know.  In the mean time, suggestions for smell removal welcome.

 

Feel free to pass me around to your friends.  I like to be shared ;)