4 Kids Is A Lot Of Effing Kids
My house has been taken hostage by two mouthy, tattle-tailing, food-demanding, no nap taking little girls. From the moment they wake up (which is right around the ass crack of dawn), they are running around screaming, trying to sneak food, and probably breaking shit. The adults are constantly being bombarded with lists of demands. It's insane.
Add to those two a 6 month old little man and 11 month old little lady, 3 adults (plus a million animals), and, well, my house could probably be compared to a zoo. A carpeted and air conditioned zoo, but a zoo none-the-less. Four kids is chaotic. Four kids is anxiety inducing. 4 kids is exhausting. How the fuck do those Duggars do this?
I would write more, guys, but I totally need a nap. Or a Xanax. Ah, decisions decisions.