A Snyder In The Sun

A Snyder In The Sun

It's Hammer Time

If you would have told me years ago that hammer pants would come back in style I would have told you to shut yo mouth.  But it's happened, people, and it's effing awesome.

(The crotch on these doesn't sink too low or give me camel toe.  Total win-win)

(The crotch on these doesn't sink too low or give me camel toe.  Total win-win)

 

I got these here little beauties from American Eagle on sale, and let me tell you what, they are amazeballs. Even better, I didn't have to choose a size.  That's right, these hammer pants are one size fits all baby!  Elastic waist style! You know what that means right?  Let's hit up that buffet and eat until we can't feel feelings!

Worried that someone will see your booty jiggle when you run?  Well worry no more, hammer pants hide EVERYTHING.  Upset that you put on a little extra weight in your thigh area after you binge watched the second season of Orange is the New Black while eating pints of Ben and Jerry's?  Don't fret, girl.  Grab yourself some hammer pants.  Given up on life just a little bit?  Get out of those yoga pants 'cause it's hammer time!  Yep, this is one fad I'm thrilled to have back in my life.  Hammer 4 Eva!

Feel free to pass me around to your friends.  I like to be shared ;)