I Need A Sisterwife. Any Takers?
I would like to take on a wife. This has a few layers to it. I don't want my sisterwife to have sex with my husband. In fact, if that happened, I would be in prison. Double homicide style, what what! No, I need a wife for other things.
I need a wife to load the dishwasher. And then unload the dishwasher. I need her to make lunches and dinners. I need her to get clothes picked out and do endless loads of laundry. I need her to go grocery shopping and plan meals. She should also change diapers and bathe the chitlins. Oh, and I also need my sisterwife to tell me when my rouge chin hair is back.
Hey wifey, that thing we don't talk about is back and she needs to be plucked, stat. While you're at it, you might want to wax the 'stache.
Noted. Thanks wife! Anything else?
Well, now that you mention it, I think it's important that you stop watching so much horrible reality TV and instead focus on the more important issues---
Whoa, I'm going to stop you right there. That "horrible" TV you speak of has really helped me through some tough times.
I'm sorry we fought.
Me too. Now go vacuum my bedroom.
It's a dream job. For real. Hit me up if you're interested.